Do not treat

In honour of the 'Donor Card' (a card carried in your wallet that lets hospitals know that your organs can be whipped out while you're unconscious and sold to rich Americans for use as anti-ageing products or comedy ashtrays. I think.), I've created this card for people who disagree with medical animal testing and support the groups who are slowing down such research.




So if you're one of these nutjobs, print this out and put it in your (plastic) wallet. Wouldn't want you benefitting from animal research when you're trying to stop treatments being developed that could be saving people right now.

Coming soon: what happens when Leo presents these cards to the nutjobs who man the anti vivisection stalls in Oxford Street and Covent Garden? I bet it all ends in demented women shrieking 'PERVERT!' at me again. I can hardly wait.

Also coming soon: an A4 PDF for you to print out and give to the animal rights nutjobs in your neighbourhood.